Was walking down the street when a kuya (older male) on a motorbike drove by me, groped my boob, and sped away.
Philippines 10 days ago view →
Was without permission in a major city working on a computer donation for my school, when I got mugged by two guys and subsequently stabbed in the chest, fighting them off. No bullshit. Glad they got my phone with absolutely zero dollars in it though.
South Africa 15 days ago view →
Got accepted to "help out" with a camp. Got free food. The equivalent of a months salary for 3 days of "work". A nice hotel room to myself with hot water. And hot women to stare at. #poshcorps #bitches
Thailand 27 days ago view →
Not sure what's had a rougher time here my liver or pancreas.
Tanzania about 1 month ago view →
Been depressed for about a couple months now. I haven't been in to the office consistently for months, because my CP has been a bitch to me from the start of service. For instance, she doesn't even acknowledge my presence, even when I say hello to her.
Philippines 2 months ago view →
Runnin in a field, totally bit it and face planted. PCMOs tell me it's just a bad ankle sprain, i'm about to cos, deal with it. 2 years later turns out i ruptured 2 ligaments completely and i had severe cartilage damage. FMPCL
Ukraine 2 months ago view →
During my whole of service I barely had any intestinal problems unlike many of my fellow volunteers. I just returned home to the states and I shit 6 times a day and almost joined the club.....twice.....
Zambia 2 months ago view →
Dude at bar buys me a drink. Proceeds to tell me he kills "other" foreigners, but not me. Also details plan to get America into WW3 with China and Russia.
Mongolia 4 months ago view →
Today, after an intense struggle of hitchhiking with my pissed off cat to the next village because "they definitely have shots", I returned covered in poop and pee, and with an unvaccinated cat. You win again, Africa.
South Africa 5 months ago view →
I'm having tea tonight because I have diarrhea but if I'm not seen cooking anything my host family will force me to eat. Also, biting ants have invaded my toilet, slightly complicating my current circumstances;)
Zambia 5 months ago view →
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