My coworkers were shocked and dismayed to discover I am not yet married; they told me I was "stupid" to wait until I finish my service to start having children, because I will be "so old" that all my offspring will be "mongoloids." I'm 24. FMPCL.
Tanzania over 5 years ago view →
Got ditched on the side of the road because I wouldn't preemptively pay a driver a 10,000 shilling ($120, or 2/3 of our monthly stipend) bribe "just in case" for a police checkpoint up ahead. Did I mention it's the rainy season and I had luggage? FMPCL.
Kenya over 5 years ago view →
Some local shit rats showed up uninvited to our Easter celebration and stole a bunch of stuff. When we confronted them, a huge brawl broke out. Some villagers heard about it and the shit rats got their asses beat on their way home.
Armenia over 5 years ago view →
Lent my bike to a "friend" for the day, it no longer turns left. FMPCL.
Kenya over 5 years ago view →
Took a bus across my island, 17km. In a section that should hold 10 people, we had 23 adults. My seat is leaking gasoline all over me. Normal length of trip by motorcycle: 25 minutes. By bus: 1.5 hours. At least thats down from 3 hours last week.
Philippines over 5 years ago view →
Was sick with food poisoning during IST, went to the public bathroom and while vomiting, shit my pants. I then had to wash my poopy pants in the back of the toilet and put them back on to walk back to my hotel room...FMPL
Morocco over 5 years ago view →
So the president was impeached in a semi-coup d'tat today...
Paraguay over 5 years ago view →
was in my favorite restaurant and one of the neighborhood cats pooped. under my table. I told the owner about it and she laughed at me. and left the poop there. bon appetite.
China over 5 years ago view →
Endured 7 hours of the worst possible transport to go only 130km. The best part was I had dysentary and had to hold the pee coming out of my butt the entire time. Natives kept poking me offering me corn.
Malawi over 5 years ago view →
Watching a British show called "Living With the Amish" I discovered the Amish in the US have a more sophisticated way of washing clothes than I do.
Macedonia, The Republic of over 5 years ago view →
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