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Today, I was waiting on a bench for a bus and the man next to me ejaculated on my foot. FMPCL.

Senegal over 8 years ago     view →

Today another foreigner yelled "Hello" to me in the street.

China over 8 years ago     view →

After forgetting a bag with half of my clothes in the compartment under a bus, I went to the station to find the assistant wearing my USPC t-shirt. I asked if he had the rest of my wardrobe and he looked me in the eyes, said, 'it's mine,' and ran away.

Ecuador over 8 years ago     view →

My HCN bf and I both live with families, so we took a blanket into a field outside the village for some "alone time." When we were finished I stood up to pull my pants back on when I saw a man dressed head-to-toe in camouflage staring at me. FMPCL.

Ukraine over 8 years ago     view →

I had to come back to Azerbaijan from Georgia. fmpcl

Azerbaijan over 8 years ago     view →

After gaining 5 lbs in site I ran into my 60 year old alcoholic neighbor who contorted her face in horror, pointed at my thighs, announced "I can see the cellulite in your butt" and advised me to "never eat again." FMPCL

Paraguay over 8 years ago     view →

ugh, the movie theater didn't have Twizzlers

South Africa over 8 years ago     view →

I was woken up to the wonderful sounds of dogs barking (not unnormal) but when I walked outside, I found an orgy of stray dogs fucking on my doorstep

Thailand about 6 years ago     view →

Our "village" in Belize had no clue what the Peace Corps was when they said they would take volunteers, so once they figured out that no money came with us they didn't see any point in working with us. Our town preferred getting free stuff from Europe tha

Belize over 5 years ago     view →

"Served in the Peace Corps with that other person posting from Armenia. FMPCL." Multiple volunteers have been posting from Armenia. Only a select few got to truly enjoy PC-AM. I'm guessing this was written by the snail or snaggletits. FMPCL.

Armenia over 8 years ago     view →


Today, a baby pulled my shirt down and everyone saw my boob. I guess they'd never seen a white person's boob before, because now all ANYONE can talk about is how pink my nipples are. FMPCL.

Senegal almost 9 years ago     view →

i just pooped myself on the is an overnight bus and we just left the station. FMPCL

Ukraine over 8 years ago     view →

Listen to The Gaslight Anthem. It will get you through those FMPCL moments.

Armenia over 8 years ago     view →

I went on vacation and came home to find that my dog had been eaten by my family for my host dad's birthday.

Philippines over 8 years ago     view →

I refused a stray puppy entrance to my house, then found it frozen to death on my doorstep the next morning.

Mongolia over 8 years ago     view →

I hooked up with three volunteers in three months. Had to stay with the third to save my dwindling reputation. Told everyone I was breaking up with him before he knew. I broke his heart but so to build that resume #fmpcl

Armenia over 8 years ago     view →

Today, I stood in line for 70 minutes to pay a monthly gas bill of 72 kopeeks. That makes my time here worth 9 cents (US$0.09) an hour. I would like to take the opportunity to thank my parents for my university degree.

Ukraine over 8 years ago     view →

I went to the Carrefour at the mall and they were out of cheddar cheese. Kaufland has white, aged cheddar, but it's a 5 minute taxi ride away. I had to settle for sliced gouda. I'll have to wait a few days to make nachos, again. FMPCL

Romania almost 8 years ago     view →

It's -42F. My kitchen has no heat. Even my cooking oil is frozen solid. For the next two months, my diet consists of buttered bread. FMPCL.

Ukraine over 8 years ago     view →

Today, I had to have anesthesia in West Africa. The "anesthesiologist" asked me if I knew what propofol was. I didn't and the last thing I remember is him saying: "it's the stuff that killed Michael Jackson"... as he shot me up with a healthy dose. FMPCL.

Senegal over 8 years ago     view →


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