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Today I had to wait over an hour for my host mother to get the Turkish oven back from the person she lent it to so that I could bake a cheesecake 8-)

Georgia over 8 years ago     view →


The other night rolled over into a puddle of cat placenta on my pillow, along with 6 new born kittens and a decapitated rat hidden within my bedsheets. Good thing this is only the 9th time my cat has been pregnant.

Benin over 6 years ago     view →


The lady who collects our water bill smells like she lives in a sausage factory and only ever eats sausages. She also likes to get really close to me when she brings me the bill.

Azerbaijan over 8 years ago     view →


I was taking a piss in between train cars and saw the conductor coming my way, squeezed really hard to get it out faster and shat myself. Wiped my ass with COS papers.

Armenia over 8 years ago     view →


Sushi 2 nights in a row? Ughh... I'd rather have the gormet open bread sandwiches from that quaint Italian bakery.

South Africa over 8 years ago     view →


First visit home in almost 2.5 years & couldn't wait to do laundry. Instead of hours hunched over my washtub I'd be able to press a button and walk away. Instead, the washer broke in the middle of my 1st load & I had to rinse and wring my clothes by hand.

Philippines over 8 years ago     view →


Had to bury the 11 year old son of a tribal cheftaine, died from an attack on the cheftaine because of his defiance to large scale mining interests. Worst funeral of my life

Philippines almost 8 years ago     view →


I'm so sore from partying all weekend. China's club scene is so draining! Ugh!

China about 8 years ago     view →


My former landlords took me up into the beautiful mountains for the day. I spent about 2 hours picking up trash in the area and deposited it neatly in bags (plastic separated) at the back of their jeep. They ignored it and drove away without it.....

Macedonia, The Republic of over 8 years ago     view →


My secondary students all have better cellphones than I do.

Ukraine over 7 years ago     view →


 

In reference to the last Armenia post, the guy who broke the window ran away and I ended up getting blamed/punched in the face for it.

Armenia over 8 years ago     view →


Tonight I watched the sixth episode in the second season of game of thrones. Nothing like the book. Totally ruined my Thursday evening...FMPCL.

Azerbaijan over 8 years ago     view →


At night, the rats use the top of my mosquito net like a trampoline and the strings attaching it to the ceiling like a tightrope. I try not to dream of the circus. FMPCL

Gambia, The over 8 years ago     view →


The best advice I ever got was to never let go of my inner child. Now I can't even remember what it's like to have fun. :(

Armenia over 8 years ago     view →


Not only did I fall in the latrine; I sprained my knee falling into the latrine.

Bolivia over 8 years ago     view →


The new PC doctor is pretty hot and I got a very visible erection when she was giving me my COS exam. It didn't exactly work out the way it usually does in the movies.

Armenia over 8 years ago     view →


My service ended a year early when political violence made Peace Corps Mali have to evacuate. I feel like my PC experience is incomplete and I miss Mali, my villagers and my fellow PCVs so much, every day.

Mali over 8 years ago     view →


My first night with my host family, I got locked outside while taking a bucket shower and had to run around the entire neighborhood butt naked to get back inside the house.

Benin over 8 years ago     view →


Kept rocks at my bedroom window to throw at the 4am rooster call. Then i screened my windows to keep the mosquitoes out. Not sure which is worse...malaria or the rooster.

Malawi over 8 years ago     view →


While eating homemade sausage at our host brother's circumcision party there was an overwhelming taste of feces that hadn't been cleaned out of the intestine that the meat was stuffed into. Let's hear it for recycling! Still brushing our teeth.

Kazakhstan over 8 years ago     view →


 
   

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