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On vacation at Lake Tanganyika, had sex in shower stall. She wanted to be on top so I laid down. Floor was wet. It was piss. Finished anyway.

Zambia about 8 years ago     view →

My 8 year old host brother asked me, "What does 'fuck you mean'" I replied that it is one of the more offensive things you can say to someone in English. He then turns to my host mom and says "Hey Mom... fuck you!" and runs off.

Paraguay over 9 years ago     view →

ugh, the movie theater didn't have Twizzlers

South Africa over 9 years ago     view →

The best advice I ever got was to never let go of my inner child. Now I can't even remember what it's like to have fun. :(

Armenia over 9 years ago     view →

Today, I stood in line for 70 minutes to pay a monthly gas bill of 72 kopeeks. That makes my time here worth 9 cents (US$0.09) an hour. I would like to take the opportunity to thank my parents for my university degree.

Ukraine over 9 years ago     view →

Slipped on a banana peel at the PC office, CD thought I was drunk and put me on alcohol contract.

Armenia over 9 years ago     view →

My mom is having a legit mental breakdown and running a 28yr marriage into the ground, but refuses to come home to save herself or her relationship or her family. Apparently the PC frowns on visits home so dirty stranger orphans win over us. Yay PC!!

Moldova about 7 years ago     view →

Hey guy who's calling me "Mami" (like that works to pick up a girl), instead of just sexualizing me, want to at least offer to help me carry my bags? I'll still turn you down, but at least you'll be a gentleman!

Panama over 9 years ago     view →

I drank too much homemade vodka. Passed out in the taxi and my head landed on the driver's lap on the way back to my village.

Armenia over 9 years ago     view →

Ugh! My lightbulb died today. I'd go buy a replacement at the market a couple minutes away, but it is raining outside!

China about 9 years ago     view →


Brought my xbox back to Armenia and was kicked out within a month. I was planning on spending the rest of my service playing that. Thanks PC!

Armenia over 9 years ago     view →

The wifi internet in my apartment just went out, and I had to plug in the DSL. FMPCL

China over 9 years ago     view →

I've been waking up at night because my air conditioner is too powerful. It's draining my usual 10 hours of sleep per night.

China about 9 years ago     view →

Today, my host brother pissed on me so I threw a rock at his head. I then bribed him with a toy from the village store to not only stop crying but to blame the bump on another kid. It worked.

Armenia over 9 years ago     view →

I'm so sore from partying all weekend. China's club scene is so draining! Ugh!

China about 9 years ago     view →

Everytime we visited a city near the capital, a group of us would stay at the same hotel. Our goal: try to demolish everything that wasn't bolted down. Not only were we welcomed back with open arms but one of us was even serviced by a cleaning lady.

Armenia over 9 years ago     view →

today i told the dr. in my health clinic he needs to provide monetary incentives if he wants me to behave like a fucking paid employee

Paraguay over 9 years ago     view →

My secondary students all have better cellphones than I do.

Ukraine over 8 years ago     view →

Today, I went to Walmart to buy myself peanut butter, jelly, and a loaf of bread. The day isn't even over - my loaf of bread is gone and both jars are half empty. FMPCL!

China about 9 years ago     view →

Was visiting a PC friend in the city near my village. After drinking quite a bit, we decided to snort his ambien. After that was consumed, we moved on to the med kit. Later dubbed the experience a Noah's Ark: because we did two of every pill.

Armenia over 9 years ago     view →


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