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Tonight I watched the sixth episode in the second season of game of thrones. Nothing like the book. Totally ruined my Thursday evening...FMPCL.

Azerbaijan over 8 years ago     view →


My closest local friend tells me her niece will fit the clothes I am giving away and says. "Yes! She is built like you!" As she filled her cheeks with air and did the sumo wrestler pose.

Suriname over 7 years ago     view →


As an insecure and relatively overweight female, I've always found comfort in fresh baked cookies and passive-aggressive comments on anonymous websites. I'm sorry for passing judgement on other people's experiences. FMPCL.

Philippines over 8 years ago     view →


countless proposals and propositions from locals. no attention from guys in Peace Corps. pretty sad.

Ghana over 7 years ago     view →


Most of the volunteers in our group we're shit kickers, but a select few of us got drunk regularly and actually bonded with the Armenians. The others were too scared to try and adapt to the alcoholic life style. RPCV Armenia A-17

Armenia over 7 years ago     view →


Yesterday, my internet went out. Earlier today, I had no running water. Now, I'm sitting here in the dark because the power went out. FMPCL.

Ukraine over 8 years ago     view →


PCV's look trashy in Lusaka, give us a bad name. FMPCL

Zambia almost 7 years ago     view →


Drank 3 liters of vodka with an Aussie couch surfer. Passed out face down on the floor, pissed myself & nearly caught pneumonia. Woke up 20 minutes before a site visit from the CD with hardwood floor marks on my face & 2 gallons of Aussie puke on my floor

Armenia over 8 years ago     view →


I just joined up and am heading to Ukraine soon. I had no idea this site existed and am really appreciating the self deprecating absurd humor. Frankly I can't wait to shit myself full Peace Corps initiation style. FMFPCL

Ukraine over 8 years ago     view →


My nasal passages are blocked up with valium and the floor is covered in broken glass and blood. CD is visiting my site in an hour!

Armenia over 8 years ago     view →


 

Had sex in a hotel with 50 other PCVs that was apparently too loud for someone's tender ears. Read about it on FMPCL. Regrets nothing.

Ukraine over 8 years ago     view →


Never bothered to tell Peace Corps (I don't have any vaca days) but I've been in the US for over a month just chillin' ;)

Zambia almost 6 years ago     view →


Had to put a lock on my longdrop had random villagers come by to poop on the floor, come on ppl thats what the hole is for! FMPCL

Zambia almost 7 years ago     view →


Seeing pictures of Peace Corps "Jamaica" lying on the beach, while it snows here in May. Peace Corps Jamaica, pfffff. They might as well make a Peace Corps Paris.

Mongolia over 8 years ago     view →


Went with previous volunteer from Armenia to the PCMO because he thought he had gonorrhea. I figured I should get checked while there. He just needed to bathe more. I tested positive for chlamydia. Thanks Bangkok.

Armenia over 8 years ago     view →


I forgot to buy food on my way home today from partying with friends at a great restaurant. Now, I will have to go buy breakfast in the morning!

China about 8 years ago     view →


my classes was moved mid semester. now i have to walk a dreadful 7 minutes where i used to walk 3.

China over 7 years ago     view →


I was just in a good spot with my service and found this website as an excuse to ruin my positive attitude every time I'm on the internet...fmpcl

Azerbaijan over 8 years ago     view →


PC Cambodia 69-71 we didn't have cookies! Let me tell you something sweet heart, I don't think your fat ass would have made it in the bush. One fuck up and charlie would have sent you back home in a body bag. With warm regards, Ray Barnhill

Cambodia over 8 years ago     view →


Falling in love with a newbie, just as I COS. FMPCL

Morocco over 7 years ago     view →


 
   

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