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The corner market has five brands of hazelnut butter, but no PEANUT butter. FMPCL

Azerbaijan about 7 years ago     view →

My host mom has what appears to be a herpes sore on her lip. We celebrated her birthday and she sliced open a pineapple. Instead of cutting a small piece to gauge sweetness, she put her mouth on it. I can tell you for fact, the pineapple is sweet.

Azerbaijan about 9 years ago     view →

Today, I watched a whole season of Top Chef... and then had millet for both lunch AND dinner. FMPCL.

Gambia about 9 years ago     view →

I also want a mojito but it's too expensive... FMPCL.

South Africa almost 9 years ago     view →

A cockroach just jumped out at me from my hanging dish towel. FMPCL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

China almost 9 years ago     view →

"How much do you make?" "I make as much as a local teacher." "Do you make 1,200 dollars a month?" "[Sigh] Yeah, sure. I make 1,200 dollars a month."

Azerbaijan over 8 years ago     view →

I live in a bat cave.

Jamaica about 9 years ago     view →

In response to the PC Philippines post, stop taking yourself and your service so seriously. You'll get more out of it if you do. Nerd.

Armenia about 9 years ago     view →

No Peanut Butter OR Hazelnut Butter. And no cheese.

China about 7 years ago     view →

Eating Salvadoran food in the States STILL makes me shit my pants. FMPCL.

El Salvador almost 9 years ago     view →


Foreign contact teachers get paid 4-5x more for doing THE EXACT SAME WORK...FMPCL

China about 9 years ago     view →

My wife and I, she is also a PCV, went to a resto and shared a bowl of some kind of mix and match lomi soup. Few hours later I'm having serious stomach issues for two days. My wife... completely fine... FMPCL

Philippines about 9 years ago     view →

Brought in PC to be univ. teacher (>10 yrs exp.). During PST, snot nosed brat trainer who never went to grad school & never taught univ. level before is trying to make me treat univ. students like 6th graders. Uh uh! FMPCL!

Mongolia almost 9 years ago     view →

Just had to stop my run early to run into a stranger's house to use the bathroom, so as not to become and "official volunteer" the fifth time over. There was no light nor, tp. FMPCL

Paraguay almost 9 years ago     view →

On a bus to the capital with another PCV. Let out a fart (I was sick with blasto) and stunk up the whole bus. And the lady next to me got the blame for it...FMPCL.

El Salvador about 9 years ago     view →

The new PC doctor is pretty hot and I got a very visible erection when she was giving me my COS exam. It didn't exactly work out the way it usually does in the movies.

Armenia almost 9 years ago     view →

Attempting to match my counterpart's cognac intake while toasting to all the teachers on Women's Day...

Kazakhstan about 9 years ago     view →

I discovered I had anal herpes the same week that I got giardia.

Peru almost 9 years ago     view →

Just dieseled a portabello mushroom and chicken panini. FMPCL.

South Africa almost 9 years ago     view →

Wanted to watch the Olympics but the only TV is in my host parents' room. Knocked but no answer, so went in to find host dad passed out drunk on the bed spread eagle with his balls hanging out of his shorts...and we don't get the Olympics channel. FMPCL

Ukraine almost 9 years ago     view →


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