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Our CD was psyco-vacted. I held 2 passports and lived 1.5 hours from cold beer and clean sheets in another country- Yeah, I left without permission. It was all fun and games untill the shooting started.

Albania over 7 years ago     view →


One time the taxi driver hit me in the face aftr my neighbor's neice got out of the car first and told him that I would pay for her.

Sierra Leone over 6 years ago     view →


I totally want another mojito but it's too expensive. FML

South Africa over 8 years ago     view →


A local cut in front of me in line and started placing his order. I got so mad I started cursing him in English. He said, 'Oh, I'm sorry." in English. I was like..woops! Didn't think he would understand.. I was wrong.

Suriname over 7 years ago     view →


After people had wedged into every conceivable corner of our bus, a 300lb ticket taker waded through the crowd. 1 hour later he had forced his way to my part of bus covered in sweat, which lubricated and smoothed his passing. FMPCL.

Macedonia, The Republic of over 8 years ago     view →


Evening jog: sprinting past the drunks, stopping and turning around to avoid the pack of dogs, getting stopped and yelled at by babas that I'm ruining my ovaries, and sprinting home again before I shit myself because I have the G... for the 4th time.

Moldova over 8 years ago     view →


Today I made a new friend while walking my dog. During our conversation I thought I heard him say "...and then she burned a baby" in Macedonian.... so maybe I am not fully understanding the things that are happening around me.

Macedonia, The Republic of over 8 years ago     view →


Bought a bus ticket to go into the capital so I wouldn't have to crowd into a rented van. Showed up the next day and was informed that a school had rented a whole bus for a trip to the desert, and for us they'd gotten an alternative: a pair of vans!

Mongolia over 8 years ago     view →


Ugh Thanksgiving. Love hate. :)

Albania almost 7 years ago     view →


I was waiting for my friend to arrive in her bush taxi. She was so dusty that I dismissed her as African albino before realizing who she was. FMPCL

Burkina Faso over 8 years ago     view →


 

My dog got pregnant for the second time. I left for the weekend, and when I came back my family told me that she'd had her puppies, then eaten them. The worst part is that I’m not even upset, just relieved I don’t have to raise another litter. FMPCL

Gambia, The over 8 years ago     view →


Any votes = awesome: My girlfriend came to visit as winter was setting in Ukraine. After night one there was shit frozen solid on the outhouse floor. She thought it was hers. It was mine. Had to beat it with a stick to sweep it into the toilet.

Ukraine over 8 years ago     view →


At my site I got super drunk at a party and puked all over the couch cover in my room. The couch in the living room had the same cover, I switched them out. The host mom blamed the boy and spanked the hell out of him

Armenia over 7 years ago     view →


A child latched onto my nipple. FMPCL

Burkina Faso over 8 years ago     view →


A guy said "Namaste" at me and bowed. I'm not Indian.

Morocco about 8 years ago     view →


Got a bunch of new movies from a friend's external to get me through Ramadan. Just sat through Honey with Jessica Alba. FMPoshPCL

Morocco about 8 years ago     view →


The chinese people wont pick me up for a hitch

Zambia almost 7 years ago     view →


The next 2 weeks out of site for medical and cross sector and I forgot to pack underwear!

Kenya about 8 years ago     view →


On my run today I got chased by a pack of angry geese parents. Those things are goddamn terrifying. FMPCL.

Moldova over 8 years ago     view →


Went to an omelette guy because he had eggs to sell. Wouldn't sell me the uncooked eggs because they were supposed to be used for omelettes. Ask for an omelette, says he's out of bread...

Burkina Faso about 8 years ago     view →


 
   

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