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An HCN gyno pulled out an illustration of the female genitalia and informed me that my vagina was "atrophying" -- without examining me!
Malawi almost 9 years ago view →
i was in ecuador and i met a pinchos seller, she told me she wanted to hook up with me on streets in english, i dont know why, she seemed drunk, and holded my hand hard and put it on her pussy, and i ran away from there, i dont know why but i smelled my f
Ecuador about 8 years ago view →
Bathed with untreated well water during post visit, zit on my forehead got infected. PCMO yelled at me when I finally came in- infections in that area lead to brain infections. FMPCL.
Benin over 8 years ago view →
Diarrhea, dehydration, and the start of the blazin' heat, YUP it's summer time in the 'baijan!
Azerbaijan almost 9 years ago view →
I'm having tea tonight because I have diarrhea but if I'm not seen cooking anything my host family will force me to eat. Also, biting ants have invaded my toilet, slightly complicating my current circumstances;)
Zambia about 6 years ago view →
Super excited because my broke volunteer ass bought Kelloggs Fruit & Yogurt cereal!!! The next day I go to get my first bowl, only to find my host brother polishing off the last bit?!?! Seriously he had to have eaten it for every meal! FMPCL
Ecuador over 8 years ago view →
I have fleas
Tanzania over 8 years ago view →
The thermometer in my hut the other day read 100 degrees- at 9 o'clock at night. I wake up every night sweating and roll to another, less-soaked part of the mattress. The plastic in my photo album melted together. Screw you, hot season. I will beat you.
Senegal almost 9 years ago view →
Taxi with holes in the floor + dangerously hot exhaust pipe just under me + going over puddles in rainy season = multiple steam burns on the backs of my legs. Worst four hours ever.
Benin almost 9 years ago view →
5 second rule is replaced with, "Peanut butter is expensive and the ants are good protein."
Panama over 8 years ago view →
Helped put together a huge rubgy/netball tournament to raise money for the village. 1/3 of the funds raised went directly to the local church for no reason.
Fiji almost 9 years ago view →
Today, I had to keep two scorpions at bay with my headlamp for an hour while battling a bout of diarrhea. FMPCL.
Senegal about 9 years ago view →
Guess what?Your going to have a carnival outside your house for the next month and a half! Your front yard will become a trash dump filled with dirty diapers, shit and plastic. Oh and bled music will be blasting 24 hours a day 7 days/ week! Humdullah!
Morocco over 8 years ago view →
The violence just spread to my city. standing fast and preparing to evacuate. This is going to turn into a shitshow of epic proportions if they enact martial law tomorrow as expected. Ukraine is heded for disaster.
Ukraine about 7 years ago view →
Fell asleep after taking my doxy. Woke up with chemical burns down my esophagus. Four days later, I still haven't eaten. PCMO is putting me on an IV so I don't pass out. I just want a cheeseburger.
Malawi over 8 years ago view →
I have a cut in my anus due to all the cheap toilet tissue here. Everytime I poop I have to deal with it! FMPCL!!!!
Ghana about 8 years ago view →
I have a mysterious fungal rash all over my pubic region. Awesome. Oh wait, was that TMI?
Benin over 8 years ago view →
Yeah...the outhouse door was frozen shut so I took to using a bucket inside...on my way to dump it in the snow...i slipped on ice and my own feces and pee landed on me...but i did make the next bus out of the village for some city fun...
Ukraine almost 9 years ago view →
Sexually assaulted, homless, bitten by a scorpion...twice. Posh Corps my a*** FMPCL
Thailand over 8 years ago view →
After explaining several times that calling someone fat is an insult in the U.S. the director of the secondary school yet again told me today 'you are fattening up quite nicely.' He's going to give me an eating disorder...or an ulcer.
Peru almost 9 years ago view →