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I went to the Carrefour at the mall and they were out of cheddar cheese. Kaufland has white, aged cheddar, but it's a 5 minute taxi ride away. I had to settle for sliced gouda. I'll have to wait a few days to make nachos, again. FMPCL

Romania over 8 years ago     view →

Tonight I watched the sixth episode in the second season of game of thrones. Nothing like the book. Totally ruined my Thursday evening...FMPCL.

Azerbaijan about 9 years ago     view →

Never bothered to tell Peace Corps (I don't have any vaca days) but I've been in the US for over a month just chillin' ;)

Zambia over 6 years ago     view →

As an insecure and relatively overweight female, I've always found comfort in fresh baked cookies and passive-aggressive comments on anonymous websites. I'm sorry for passing judgement on other people's experiences. FMPCL.

Philippines about 9 years ago     view →

countless proposals and propositions from locals. no attention from guys in Peace Corps. pretty sad.

Ghana about 8 years ago     view →

Most of the volunteers in our group we're shit kickers, but a select few of us got drunk regularly and actually bonded with the Armenians. The others were too scared to try and adapt to the alcoholic life style. RPCV Armenia A-17

Armenia over 8 years ago     view →

Yesterday, my internet went out. Earlier today, I had no running water. Now, I'm sitting here in the dark because the power went out. FMPCL.

Ukraine about 9 years ago     view →

PCV's look trashy in Lusaka, give us a bad name. FMPCL

Zambia over 7 years ago     view →

my classes was moved mid semester. now i have to walk a dreadful 7 minutes where i used to walk 3.

China about 8 years ago     view →

I just joined up and am heading to Ukraine soon. I had no idea this site existed and am really appreciating the self deprecating absurd humor. Frankly I can't wait to shit myself full Peace Corps initiation style. FMFPCL

Ukraine almost 9 years ago     view →


Today another foreigner yelled "Hello" to me in the street.

China about 9 years ago     view →

Had sex in a hotel with 50 other PCVs that was apparently too loud for someone's tender ears. Read about it on FMPCL. Regrets nothing.

Ukraine about 9 years ago     view →

My closest local friend tells me her niece will fit the clothes I am giving away and says. "Yes! She is built like you!" As she filled her cheeks with air and did the sumo wrestler pose.

Suriname about 8 years ago     view →

Had to put a lock on my longdrop had random villagers come by to poop on the floor, come on ppl thats what the hole is for! FMPCL

Zambia over 7 years ago     view →

Seeing pictures of Peace Corps "Jamaica" lying on the beach, while it snows here in May. Peace Corps Jamaica, pfffff. They might as well make a Peace Corps Paris.

Mongolia about 9 years ago     view →

Went with previous volunteer from Armenia to the PCMO because he thought he had gonorrhea. I figured I should get checked while there. He just needed to bathe more. I tested positive for chlamydia. Thanks Bangkok.

Armenia about 9 years ago     view →

I forgot to buy food on my way home today from partying with friends at a great restaurant. Now, I will have to go buy breakfast in the morning!

China almost 9 years ago     view →

Drank 3 liters of vodka with an Aussie couch surfer. Passed out face down on the floor, pissed myself & nearly caught pneumonia. Woke up 20 minutes before a site visit from the CD with hardwood floor marks on my face & 2 gallons of Aussie puke on my floor

Armenia about 9 years ago     view →

I was just in a good spot with my service and found this website as an excuse to ruin my positive attitude every time I'm on the internet...fmpcl

Azerbaijan about 9 years ago     view →

PC Cambodia 69-71 we didn't have cookies! Let me tell you something sweet heart, I don't think your fat ass would have made it in the bush. One fuck up and charlie would have sent you back home in a body bag. With warm regards, Ray Barnhill

Cambodia about 9 years ago     view →


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