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Took out about $800 and spent it within a few hours (mainly on booze and strippers). When I realized what I had done the next morning, I reported my card stolen and got all the money back. Two weeks later, I did it again.

Armenia almost 10 years ago     view →


In a taxi back to my site, the driver insisted that I must be from France because I speak English. He refused to believe me that I was from the US. FMPCL.

Azerbaijan about 10 years ago     view →


Hi my names Ray Barnhill. I'm an RPCV from Cambodia 69-71. While serving in Cambodia I met many a slant eyed whore. At that time condoms were not in wide use. I saw my first positive herpieees test in the PC dr.'s office.

Cambodia almost 10 years ago     view →


The local fishmarket has sold out of yellowfin tuna before I arrived EVERY day this week. No tuna tartar for me. FMPCL.

Cape Verde about 10 years ago     view →


My HCN bf and I both live with families, so we took a blanket into a field outside the village for some "alone time." When we were finished I stood up to pull my pants back on when I saw a man dressed head-to-toe in camouflage staring at me. FMPCL.

Ukraine almost 10 years ago     view →


I live 30 minutes from the beach. FMPCL.

Ecuador almost 10 years ago     view →


Falling in love with a newbie, just as I COS. FMPCL

Morocco about 9 years ago     view →


PC Cambodia 69-71 we didn't have cookies! Let me tell you something sweet heart, I don't think your fat ass would have made it in the bush. One fuck up and charlie would have sent you back home in a body bag. With warm regards, Ray Barnhill

Cambodia almost 10 years ago     view →


I was just in a good spot with my service and found this website as an excuse to ruin my positive attitude every time I'm on the internet...fmpcl

Azerbaijan about 10 years ago     view →


Drank 3 liters of vodka with an Aussie couch surfer. Passed out face down on the floor, pissed myself & nearly caught pneumonia. Woke up 20 minutes before a site visit from the CD with hardwood floor marks on my face & 2 gallons of Aussie puke on my floor

Armenia almost 10 years ago     view →


 

Everyone back home now thinks my country is a beautiful, modern place. Damn you Eurovision, this place is still a shit hole, no mater what you see on TV!

Azerbaijan almost 10 years ago     view →


I am rich as fuck and hung like a moose. But I cant get any of the female PCVs to sleep with me, cuz they are all bigoted feminist. FMPCL

Zambia over 8 years ago     view →


I undercooked my potatoes! No!!

China over 9 years ago     view →


My 3D movie has too many white people in it. FMPCL

Zambia over 8 years ago     view →


I hooked up with three volunteers in three months. Had to stay with the third to save my dwindling reputation. Told everyone I was breaking up with him before he knew. I broke his heart but so what...got to build that resume #fmpcl

Armenia almost 10 years ago     view →


My local Baskin Robbins has only 30 flavors! WTF!

Armenia almost 10 years ago     view →


My nasal passages are blocked up with valium and the floor is covered in broken glass and blood. CD is visiting my site in an hour!

Armenia almost 10 years ago     view →


I just joined up and am heading to Ukraine soon. I had no idea this site existed and am really appreciating the self deprecating absurd humor. Frankly I can't wait to shit myself full Peace Corps initiation style. FMFPCL

Ukraine almost 10 years ago     view →


my classes was moved mid semester. now i have to walk a dreadful 7 minutes where i used to walk 3.

China about 9 years ago     view →


PCV's look trashy in Lusaka, give us a bad name. FMPCL

Zambia over 8 years ago     view →


 
   

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