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I thought I joined an organization full of kind, respectful people. Then I found this site. Guess we're all a bunch of whiny SOBs that should've kept our ethnocentricism back in the states. FMPCL and F you all.

Azerbaijan over 5 years ago     view →


The massage parlor in Yerevan, if you paid the right price you could get a hand job. I went with my host father, I gotta say was not as weird as I thought.

Armenia almost 5 years ago     view →


I was fondled and almost kidnapped by a taxi driver then 5 months later I was mugged with a knife. Both happened on the way to the school at 7:30am. You wanna poke fun at this one Mr. or Miss Armenia PCV? FMExPCL

China over 5 years ago     view →


The site has been taken over by spambots, o the humanity!!!!!

Argentina 3 months ago     view →


i just pooped myself on the bus.....it is an overnight bus and we just left the station. FMPCL

Ukraine over 5 years ago     view →


I went on vacation and came home to find that my dog had been eaten by my family for my host dad's birthday.

Philippines over 5 years ago     view →


I was woken up to the wonderful sounds of dogs barking (not unnormal) but when I walked outside, I found an orgy of stray dogs fucking on my doorstep

Thailand about 3 years ago     view →


Found out my host grandma had been sharing my toothbrush with me for the past few months... she uses it to brush her teeth, among other things...

Georgia over 5 years ago     view →


I live with a Muslim family. Instead of toilet paper, they use their hand to 'clean' themselves... and there is NO soap to be found in the bathroom.

Macedonia, The Republic of over 5 years ago     view →


Our "village" in Belize had no clue what the Peace Corps was when they said they would take volunteers, so once they figured out that no money came with us they didn't see any point in working with us. Our town preferred getting free stuff from Europe tha

Belize about 2 years ago     view →


 

A few of the other volunteers are so bitter and childish that they need to make stuff up or blow it way out of proportion in order to feel good about their life then post it on FMPCL AND hit the Yep, that sucks! button themselves. Sad Isn't?

Armenia over 5 years ago     view →


Served in the Peace Corps with that other person posting from Armenia. FMPCL.

Armenia over 5 years ago     view →


Woke up today happy to sleep in. Then I started bleeding from my ass, and later bleeding from my nose. My mid-service medical is Monday. FMPCL

Ukraine over 5 years ago     view →


After forgetting a bag with half of my clothes in the compartment under a bus, I went to the station to find the assistant wearing my USPC t-shirt. I asked if he had the rest of my wardrobe and he looked me in the eyes, said, 'it's mine,' and ran away.

Ecuador over 5 years ago     view →


I refused a stray puppy entrance to my house, then found it frozen to death on my doorstep the next morning.

Mongolia over 5 years ago     view →


It's -42F. My kitchen has no heat. Even my cooking oil is frozen solid. For the next two months, my diet consists of buttered bread. FMPCL.

Ukraine over 5 years ago     view →


Today, I had to have anesthesia in West Africa. The "anesthesiologist" asked me if I knew what propofol was. I didn't and the last thing I remember is him saying: "it's the stuff that killed Michael Jackson"... as he shot me up with a healthy dose. FMPCL.

Senegal over 5 years ago     view →


18 mice killed in my room to date, 1 personally killed by my host mother with a broom, 2 different nights- mice crawling across me, number of nights without sleep- countless… this is fall and spring in my village.

Ukraine about 5 years ago     view →


I have been blockaded into my site for 8 days today by well-armed political protesters. No phone. Been emailing PC. Today was the first time they have responded. I told them about the guy I sat with after he got shot. They said not to worry about it.

Peru over 5 years ago     view →


I was riding in an overcrowded taxi sitting next to an open window in the rain. When the rain stopped, water was still trickling down onto me. Fellow passengers soon informed me that a live goat was strapped to the roof and peeing on me. fmpcl

Benin over 5 years ago     view →


 
   

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