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Today, I discovered someone had defecated in my back yard. While trying to remove it, I sprayed it in my face. My host father said 'you should probably wash'. FMPCL.

Mali over 8 years ago     view →


Today, I confused the words for "to die" and "to shit" and told my counterpart that I had to go home to America because my grandmother had pooped. FMPCL.

Gambia over 8 years ago     view →


Today, I was waiting on a bench for a bus and the man next to me ejaculated on my foot. FMPCL.

Senegal over 8 years ago     view →


Today, I was told I am not a woman because I wasn't wearing earrings. FMPCL.

Senegal over 8 years ago     view →


Today, I watched a whole season of Top Chef... and then had millet for both lunch AND dinner. FMPCL.

Gambia over 8 years ago     view →


Today, my cat brought me breakfast in bed - the hind half of a lizard. FMPCL.

Gambia over 8 years ago     view →


Today, my mosquito net bumped up against the candle I use to read. I had to fight my way out of the flaming inferno and now I have bugs in my bed. FMPCL.

Senegal over 8 years ago     view →


Today, I watched a woman wipe her baby with her bare hand and then continue cooking our lunch. We can't afford soap - but at least she rinsed! FMPCL.

Senegal over 8 years ago     view →


Today, I stood up from my squat toilet to discover a nice big mosquito bite on my dick. FMPCL.

Senegal over 8 years ago     view →


Today, the PCMO told me that I have jock itch. I'm a girl. FMPCL.

Gambia over 8 years ago     view →


 

Today, I accidentally texted the CD instead of my sitemate. I told him I thought he was a dick for spending so much time in the capitol. FMPCL.

Senegal over 8 years ago     view →


Today, it took me 8 hours to travel 125 miles on public transportation. FMPCL.

Senegal over 8 years ago     view →


Today, I discovered an ant infestation in my laptop keyboard. They come out in force when I hit the space bar. FMPCL.

Cameroon over 8 years ago     view →


Today, I saw a man blow a snot rocket, wipe his nose, then extend his hand to greet me. FMPCL.

Niger over 8 years ago     view →


Today, I found my fourth staph infection. It's so big that I've decided to tell people at home that it's a bullet exit wound. FMPCL.

Mali over 8 years ago     view →


Today, I had to put another blanket on my bed because it dipped below 85°F last night. FMPCL.

Gambia over 8 years ago     view →


Today, I had to keep two scorpions at bay with my headlamp for an hour while battling a bout of diarrhea. FMPCL.

Senegal over 8 years ago     view →


Today, my bean sandwich lady snot-rocketed and then stirred the mayonnaise with her booger finger. I ate the mayonnaise anyway. FMPCL.

Senegal over 8 years ago     view →


Today, I had to walk 5 miles to town because, though the cart was there, the only available horse was female. Apparently you need balls to pull a cart. FMPCL.

Senegal over 8 years ago     view →


Today, I saw a man pee his pants while mumbling to himself in a bar. I just looked the other way. FMPCL

Senegal over 8 years ago     view →


 
   

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