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Today, I had to put another blanket on my bed because it dipped below 85°F last night. FMPCL.

Gambia over 8 years ago     view →


Today, I had to keep two scorpions at bay with my headlamp for an hour while battling a bout of diarrhea. FMPCL.

Senegal over 8 years ago     view →


Today, my bean sandwich lady snot-rocketed and then stirred the mayonnaise with her booger finger. I ate the mayonnaise anyway. FMPCL.

Senegal almost 9 years ago     view →


Today, I had to walk 5 miles to town because, though the cart was there, the only available horse was female. Apparently you need balls to pull a cart. FMPCL.

Senegal almost 9 years ago     view →


Today, I saw a man pee his pants while mumbling to himself in a bar. I just looked the other way. FMPCL

Senegal almost 9 years ago     view →


Today, I swallowed my tenth fly from a beer bottle. And I kind of liked it. FMPCL.

Cameroon almost 9 years ago     view →


Today, I watched an ambulance run over a puppy. FMPCL.

Mali almost 9 years ago     view →


Today, it is 114°F and I have a cold. FMPCL.

Guinea almost 9 years ago     view →


Today, a goat on the top of the bus peed on me. FMPCL.

Senegal almost 9 years ago     view →


Today, I tried to set up 2 computer labs: one in a nice room at a school with no electricity; one at a powered school with grass walls. FMPCL.

South Africa almost 9 years ago     view →


 

Today, my mosquito net bumped up against the candle I use to read. I had to fight my way out of the flaming inferno and now I have bugs in my bed. FMPCL.

Senegal over 8 years ago     view →


Today, I watched a woman wipe her baby with her bare hand and then continue cooking our lunch. We can't afford soap - but at least she rinsed! FMPCL.

Senegal almost 9 years ago     view →


Today, I stood up from my squat toilet to discover a nice big mosquito bite on my dick. FMPCL.

Senegal almost 9 years ago     view →


Today, the PCMO told me that I have jock itch. I'm a girl. FMPCL.

Gambia almost 9 years ago     view →


Today, I dropped my diva cup down my latrine. FMPCL.

Gambia almost 9 years ago     view →


Today, a donkey gave birth 2 feet from my front door. I found out when my puppy brought me the afterbirth. FMPCL.

Senegal almost 9 years ago     view →


Today, a cockroach tickled my butt while I was peeing. FMPCL.

South Africa almost 9 years ago     view →


Today, what I thought was an errant raisin in my oatmeal turned out to be a beetle. FMPCL.

Gambia almost 9 years ago     view →


Today, I tripped while carrying water on my head. I skinned my knee, broke the bucket, and had to walk home soaked in the 30L of water I dumped on myself. FMPCL.

Cameroon almost 9 years ago     view →


Today, a baby pulled my shirt down and everyone saw my boob. I guess they'd never seen a white person's boob before, because now all ANYONE can talk about is how pink my nipples are. FMPCL.

Senegal about 9 years ago     view →


 
   

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