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Today, a donkey gave birth 2 feet from my front door. I found out when my puppy brought me the afterbirth. FMPCL.

Senegal over 9 years ago     view →

Was on the bus into Asuncion when a woman several seats in front of me took ill. She vomited out the window. I unfortunately wasn't quick enough in closing the window to avoid getting hit in the face with some of it.

Paraguay over 9 years ago     view →

I woke up this morning and I was still in Sierra Leone

Sierra Leone over 7 years ago     view →

My counterpart, is extremely and unwittingly racist like most folks here. We saw a black person , and (since the custom is to make a wish when you see something new) my counterpart excitedly exclaimed "look, a chocolate man, touch him and make a wish!"

Ukraine over 8 years ago     view →

after 13 years of being openly gay and feeling no shame about it in the states, I was surprised to see that when confronted with the question "are you gay" at a friend's dinner party I almost burst into tears. FMPCL

Macedonia, The Republic of over 9 years ago     view →

A mother with her 2 children take the seat next to me on the bus. The oldest one proceeds to assault me, she starts to breast feed the other. Child one then turns his aggression to his mother. The result - I end up with breast milk all over my lap. FMPCL.

Ecuador over 9 years ago     view →

It's called a line. Stand in it.

Azerbaijan almost 9 years ago     view →

Working on my laptop in my house and I abruptly pooped my pants. There was no warning. No need to poop. Not even a hint of a fart. But it gushed out all the same.

Philippines over 9 years ago     view →

After three months of training I arrived at site to discover that the batshit in my house gave me severe respiratory reactions. So I was held in Peace Corps Purgatory for five more weeks and then transferred to a different country...on ten hours notice.

Jamaica over 9 years ago     view →

the bush taxi i'm in has broken headlights so the driver asked me and the man next to me to turn on our cellphone flashlights and point them forward so he can see where he's going on a dark, desert drive. FMPCL!!!

Niger over 9 years ago     view →


Asked an elderly man for directions today. His response was to throw a rock at my face and yell at me in Afrikaans. FMPCL.

South Africa over 9 years ago     view →

Skipped out on Kazakh language lessons to hike in the mountains, and bitten by a dog. Rabies shots in the butt, then 4-hour bus ride lengthened to 8 by breakdowns.

Kazakhstan over 9 years ago     view →

Someone shit on my doorstep.

Uganda over 8 years ago     view →

Woke up in the middle of the night and had to make a mad dash to the outdoor squat toilet to vomit. While throwing up wearing my headlamp, so as not to wake my landlady, a spider landed on me and I jumped so hard I shat my pants...

Azerbaijan almost 9 years ago     view →

While being shown how to wear traditional Moroccan wear, the store owner pressed himself against me so that I could feel his hard erection. Since that didn't work he tried to win me over with some winks and a butt grab. Most action I've had in months

Morocco about 9 years ago     view →

Almost med sepd. Came back to 19 year old boys passed out in room, who stole cough drops and condoms, and yelled at pc security Evacuated from site. Came back, told stress too much for Babba... so she had a heart attack and died. Told my fault. FMPCL

Ukraine over 9 years ago     view →

Had to evacuate due to 90 days of protests with 82 killed, a growing civil war, and the beginning of what looks like a possible invasion of Russia to annex Crimea. Had to leave friends, my dog, and most importantly, my girlfriend behind. Bleen.

Ukraine over 7 years ago     view →

Was sick with food poisoning during IST, went to the public bathroom and while vomiting, shit my pants. I then had to wash my poopy pants in the back of the toilet and put them back on to walk back to my hotel room...FMPL

Morocco over 9 years ago     view →

Saw a camel sitting in my friends village with boys holding the reins. They said I should sit so my friend could take a photo while they held the camel still. I sat, the boys smacked camel in the ass and let go of reins. Ended up with 2 broken ribs.

Niger over 9 years ago     view →

I got legitimately excited today when I saw a woman driving a car.... the excitement level rose even more when I realized she was driving a car with no one else in it. One step at a time.

Ukraine over 9 years ago     view →


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